Autobot

It’s not unusual for me to add a new feature or tweak and not mention it to anyone.

I can usually rely on someone (OK, it’s Espy) to spot something new, grab a screen shot and make everyone else aware of this new bit of functionality. Occasionally, when I clearly have too much time on my hands, I’ll make stuff up.

Here’s a bit of fun I had one slow day. The music was on AutoDJ and a Moderator had opened the shoutbox. I took sneaky control of the presenter account, used the name AUTODJ and waited to see who would drop by…

AutoDJ: Hello, I am the AutoDJ.
DJ P: Erm ok, so is this meant to be a request show?
AutoDJ: Hello DJ P, how can I help you?
DJ P: So how does it work, do we request a song and then you play it if you have it?
AutoDJ: Thank you DJ P. Please request a song. If I can find it in my library I will play it for you.
DJ P: I suggest Tim adds a personal playlist to you, so that we can request the songs you have.
AutoDJ: Sorry DJ P, I did not understand that request. Please request a song. If I can find it in my library I will play it for you.
DJ P: REQUEST Girls Aloud - Biology
AutoDJ: Sorry, that title doesn't appear to be available. Please try again.
DJ P: Wow, Tim's created a really advanced system.
DJ P: REQUEST Enrique Iglesias - Hero
AutoDJ: Thank you. That title will play in approximately 18 minutes.
DJ P: So it plays at the top of the hour?
AutoDJ: Thank you for chatting with me. Unfortunately, I am not advanced enough to understand free text. I can respond to music requests only.
DJ P: REQUEST Mr. Hudson & The Library - Bread & Roses
AutoDJ: Thank you. That title will play in approximately 16 minutes.
SquigY0: hahah yup, top of the hour. Let's see what order they play in.
DJ P: They won't Squig, my show starts at 6pm
SquigY0: HA!!!!!
SquigY0: Brilliant :P
DJ P: REQUEST Kasabian - Fire
AutoDJ: Sorry, that title doesn't appear to be available. Please try again.
DJ P: REQUEST Pendulum - Hold Your Colour
AutoDJ: Thank you. That title will play in approximately 17 minutes.
DJ P: REQUEST Kasabian - Club Foot
AutoDJ: For a list of currently queued songs please type SHOW QUEUE.
DJ P: SHOW QUEUE
Noel.B: SHOW QUEUE
AutoDJ: Coming Up: DJ Jeroenski, Mighty Dub Katz, Beyonce, Enrique Iglesias, Pendulum.
SquigY0: SHOW QUEUE
Noel.B: :O lol this is cheap no kasabian :P
AutoDJ: Thank you for chatting with me. Unfortunately, I am not advanced enough to understand free text. I can respond to music requests only.
DJ P: Noel.B: did you just get owned?
AutoDJ: For a list of all commands please type SHOW COMMANDS.
DJ P: SHOW COMMANDS
Mark: SHOW COMMANDS
AutoDJ: Available Commands: SHOW QUEUE, SHOW CURRENT INFO, SHOW UNDERWEAR.
Mark: SHOW UNDERWEAR
SquigY0: SHOW UNDERWEAR
AutoDJ: Underwear: I don't want to know what you are wearing perv.
SquigY0: cheeky bot
DJ P: SHOW CURRENT INFO
AutoDJ: Current Info: Now playing: DJ Jeroenski - Back One Again [Vandalism Remix]
SquigY0: SHOW QUEUE
AutoDJ: Coming Up: Mighty Dub Katz, Beyonce, Enrique Iglesias, Pendulum.
DJ P: Coming Up: DJ Paladinleeds with The Confessional.
AutoDJ: Don't count on it!
AutoDJ: :D
SquigY0: suspect!
Noel.B: yea :(
AutoDJ: Who fell for AutoDJ: ;)
SquigY0: I fell and i can't get up
AutoDJ: hehe
DJ P: Ok tim, please....
AutoDJ: see ya later boys


Posted by Tim on Sat 27 Aug at 19:13 and viewed 111 times.

Comments

i lolled
Eddie on Sun 04 Sep at 10:29
Hahaha that’s amazing
Kitty on Thu 08 Sep at 08:34

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